Cops

I wanted to write a section on cops since the topic is always asked about. We have had the metropolitan cops, county cops, state patrol, you name it, they have all come here. At first the metro cops would park on the bluff next to us and peer over at what we're up to. After a month of that they got brave and came on into Isla Bonita. We showed them all through the place and welcomed them. The cops were impressed with what we've done to the place. They told us to keep up the good work and as long as we're being good citizens then all is good. Wheww. The state cops drove right on in with no questions asked. We also gave them a tour of the place. They asked for all of us to give them our passports in which we did. They wrote down our passport numbers as we smoked a cigarette in a circle. It was super casual and the two were really nice. They also liked how we made a chandelier out of garbage and utilized everything around us. They said they would be back to check in on us but to keep up the good work. They haven't come back since. The county cops strolled up to the gate and walked in. We gave the ol tour and they were quit impressed with the place. Even gave us some tips on converting salt water into fresh water to help for gardening. One of them was super excited for us. We told him he could come back when he was off duty and help out if he would like. In the meantime, the cops ask us if everything is going good. No troubles with anyone. Wow. The cops here are amazing. They all have a good personality and are there if we need help. Great feeling.